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The Dieter’s Prayer

Lord grant me the strengthThat I may not fallInto the clutches of cholesterol.The road to hell is paved with butter,Cake is cursed, cream is awfulAnd Satan is hiding in every waffle.Beelzebub is a chocolate drop,Lucifer is a lollipop.Teach me the evils of Hollandaise,Of pasta and gobs of mayonnaise,And crisp fried chicken from the south.If you