Socialism: You have 2 cows. Give 1 cow to your neighbor.

Communism: You have 2 cows. Give both cows to the government, & they may give you some milk.

Fascism: You have 2 cows. You give all of the milk to the government, & the government sells it.

Nazism: You have 2 cows. The government shoots you & takes both cows.

Anarchism: You have 2 cows. Keep both cows, shoot the government agent & steal another
cow.

Capitalism: You have 2 cows.Sell one, buy a bull.