CONSCiENCE

There’s a little thing called conscience And it lives inside of you, And it’s always asking questions, Of the things you say and do. Like the time it asked the reason Why you went and told that lie, And it’s not much use you fibbing, For it knows the reason why. Like that certain place

THE BIBLE

1. Know it in the head, Stow it in the heart, Show it in the life, Sow it in the world; 2. Read it to be wise, Believe it to be safe, Practice it to be holy. 3. Read it — Slowly, Frequently, Prayerfully, Reverently; 4. Dig it up, Write it down, Pray it in,

The Dieter’s Prayer

Lord grant me the strengthThat I may not fallInto the clutches of cholesterol.The road to hell is paved with butter,Cake is cursed, cream is awfulAnd Satan is hiding in every waffle.Beelzebub is a chocolate drop,Lucifer is a lollipop.Teach me the evils of Hollandaise,Of pasta and gobs of mayonnaise,And crisp fried chicken from the south.If you