There’s a little thing called conscienceAnd it lives inside of you,And it’s always asking questions,Of the things you say and do. Like the time it asked the reasonWhy you went and told that lie,And it’s not much use you fibbingFor it knows the reason why. Like that certain place you went to,When its voice came
“In shooing flies or hauling freightIt’s wiser to cooperate,For better jobs are sooner doneIf two take hold and work as one. Now, that’s a truth all horses know,They learned it centuries ago.When days are hot, and flies are thickCooperation does the trick. One tail, on duty at the rear,Can’t reach the fly behind the ear,But
One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to earth to check it out. So he called one of his angels and sent the angel to earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, “Yes,
Today, upon a bus, I saw a girl with golden hairI looked at her and sighed and wished I was as fair.When suddenly she rose to leave,I saw her hobble down the aisle.She had one leg and used a crutch.But as she passed, she passed a smile. Oh, God, forgive me when I whine.I have
Have you ever turned on a lamp only to find it doesn’t work? You’re left in the dark. So you tap the bulb. Nothing. You shake the lamp a bit harder. Still nothing. But when you put the light bulb into a different lamp, it works! So there’s nothing wrong with the bulb and there’s
The next time you feel like GODcan’t use YOU, just remember…. Noah was a drunk.Abraham was too old.Isaac was a daydreamer.Jacob was a liar.Leah was ugly.Joseph was abused.Moses had a stuttering problem.Gideon was afraid.Sampson had long hair and was a womanizer.Rahab was a prostitute.Jeremiah and Timothy were too young.David had an affair and was a
Posted by Bal Vallah on June 02, 1998 A 911 operator gets a call one evening but nobody says anything. Fearing the worst, the operator calls back, and a little boy answers the phone in a whispering voice. [barely audible] “Hello!”(Operator) “Hello little boy. Did you just call 911?”[barely audible] “No!”(Operator) “O.K., is your mommy
