Q.     When is money first mentioned in the Bible?
A.     When the dove brought a greenback to the Ark.

Q.     Who is the first man mentioned in the Bible?
A.     Chap. 1.

Q.     When is high financing first mentioned in the Bible?
A.     When Pharoah’s daughter took a little prophet from the bullrushes.

Q.     When was radio first mentioned in the Bible?
A.     When the Lord took a rib from Adam and made a loud speaker.

Q.     At what time a day was Adam born?
A.     A little before Eve.

Q.     Why couldn’t Eve take the measles?
A.     Because she’d Adam.

Q.     How were Adam and Eve prevented from gambling?
A.     Their Paradise was taken away from them.

Q.     Why couldn’t Noah play cards?
A.     Because Mrs. Noah was sitting on the deck.

Q.     What evidence have we that Adam and Eve were rowdy?
A.     Because they raised Cain.

Q.     When is an express company first intimated in the Bible?
A.     When Eve was made Adam’s express company.

Q.     To what church did Eve belong?
A.     Adam thought her Eve-angelical.

Q.     What animal took the most baggage into the Ark?
A.     The elephant. He took his trunk, while the fox and the rooster only took a brush and a comb between them.

Q.     What did the cat say just before the Ark landed?
A.     Is that Ararat?

Q.     When did Moses sleep with five people sleeping in one bed?
A.     When Moses slept with his forefathers.

Q.     What man had no parents?
A.     Joshua, the son of Nun.

Q.     Who is the smallest man mentioned in the Bible?
A.     Bildad, the Shuhite.

Q.     Why should we be encouraged by Jonah’s story?
A.     He was down in the mouth, but he came out all right.

Q.     When was baseball mentioned in the Bible?
A.     When Rebecca walked to the well with the pitcher and when the Prodigal son made a home run.

Q.     Who was the first woman mentioned in the Bible?
A.     No, it wasn’t Eve. It was Genesis (Jenny Sis).

Q.     Who was the straightest man in the Bible?
A.     Joseph. Pharaoh made hm a ruler.

Q.     Who was the best financier in the Bible?
A.     Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

Q.     Who was the most popular actor in the Bible?
A.     Samson. He brought down the house.

Q.     What simple affection brought about Samson’s death?
A.     He died of fallen arches.

Q.     Who was the most successful physician in the Bible?
A.     Job. He had the most patients (Patience).

Q.     What confection did they have in the Ark?
A.     Preserved Pairs (Pears).