One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to earth to check it out. So he called one of his angels and sent the angel to earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, “Yes,
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Today, upon a bus, I saw a girl with golden hairI looked at her and sighed and wished I was as fair.When suddenly she rose to leave,I saw her hobble down the aisle.She had one leg and used a crutch.But as she passed, she passed a smile. Oh, God, forgive me when I whine.I have
Have you ever turned on a lamp only to find it doesn’t work? You’re left in the dark. So you tap the bulb. Nothing. You shake the lamp a bit harder. Still nothing. But when you put the light bulb into a different lamp, it works! So there’s nothing wrong with the bulb and there’s
Psalm 147:4: “He determines the number of the stars and calls them each by name.” It is estimated that there are more stars than there are single grains of sand on all the beaches of the world! According to the late physicist Albert Einstein, there must be at least ten octillion stars in the universe.
The next time you feel like GODcan’t use YOU, just remember…. Noah was a drunk.Abraham was too old.Isaac was a daydreamer.Jacob was a liar.Leah was ugly.Joseph was abused.Moses had a stuttering problem.Gideon was afraid.Sampson had long hair and was a womanizer.Rahab was a prostitute.Jeremiah and Timothy were too young.David had an affair and was a
Posted by Bal Vallah on June 02, 1998 A 911 operator gets a call one evening but nobody says anything. Fearing the worst, the operator calls back, and a little boy answers the phone in a whispering voice. [barely audible] “Hello!”(Operator) “Hello little boy. Did you just call 911?”[barely audible] “No!”(Operator) “O.K., is your mommy
