(A bit of humor for your day.)
- You can’t eat beef — “Mad cow disease”
- Can’t eat chicken — “Bird flu”
- Can’t eat eggs — “Salmonella”
- Can’t eat pork — “Trichinosis”
- Can’t eat fish — “Mercury & other heavy metals”
- Can’t eat fruits/veggies — “Insecticides & herbicides”
- I believe that leaves Chocolate!
Remember: “Stressed” spelled backwards is “desserts.”
Share this with 4 people & you’ll lose 2 lbs.
Share it with everyone you know & you’ll lose 10 lbs.
If you forget & don’t share this message you’ll gain 10 lbs. immediately.
That’s why I gave this to you — I did not want to risk it!