Posted by Bal Vallah on June 02, 1998 A 911 operator gets a call one evening but nobody says anything. Fearing the worst, the operator calls back, and a little boy answers the phone in a whispering voice. [barely audible] “Hello!”(Operator) “Hello little boy. Did you just call 911?”[barely audible] “No!”(Operator) “O.K., is your mommy
Christians need to plant: Five rows of peas: Three rows of squash: Five rows of lettuce: Four rows of turnips:
Q. When is money first mentioned in the Bible?A. When the dove brought a greenback to the Ark. Q. Who is the first man mentioned in the Bible?A. Chap. 1. Q. When is high financing first mentioned in the Bible?A. When Pharoah’s daughter took a little prophet from the bullrushes. Q. When was
(A bit of humor for your day.) Remember: “Stressed” spelled backwards is “desserts.” Share this with 4 people & you’ll lose 2 lbs.Share it with everyone you know & you’ll lose 10 lbs.If you forget & don’t share this message you’ll gain 10 lbs. immediately.That’s why I gave this to you — I did not
“In shooing flies or hauling freight It’s wiser to cooperate, For better jobs are sooner done If two take hold and work as one. Now, that’s a truth all horses know, They learned it centuries ago, When days are hot, and flies are thick Cooperation does the trick. One tail, on duty at the rear,
Don’t go. If you do go, be late. If it is too wet, or too dry, or too hot, or too cold to go, publicize the fact. When you go, be sure to find fault. Refuse every invitation to help, then tell how forward and overbearing those are who do help. Never encourage the other
King Nebuchadnezzar of Babylon was astonished that the hungry lions had not eaten Daniel. He summoned Daniel and promised him that if he would reveal his secret, the king would give him his freedom. “It was easy, your excellency,” Daniel said. “I went around and whispered in each lion’s ear — ‘After dinner, there will
