• The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is that you usually have to eat them.
• Politically speaking, the ideal accident would be a collision between the man seeking the office and the office seeking the man.
• Anybody who thinks hit-and-run accidents aren’t on the increase hasn’t been in a supermarket lately.
• Most accidents are caused by motorists who drive in high while their minds are in neutral.
• It’s the nut behind the wheel and not the nut on the wheel that causes traffic accidents.
• You can’t get anywhere unless you start.
• Auto accident statistics prove that telephone poles are getting more carless all the time.
• If you think a seat belt is uncomfortable, you’ve never tried a stretcher!
• Automobiles did away with horses and now they’re working on people.
• Our grandparents never dreamed that the steering wheel would become America’s only family circle.
• An automobile has been described as a four-wheeled vehicle that runs up hills and down pedestrians.
• An automobile can help you see the world, but it’s up to you to decide which world!